God. Lindsay Lohan really looks like shit in her new video doesn't she? Also, her publicist should really convince her not to try and dance. She looks like CC from Poison.
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Shit that went through my head while I was at the gas station yesterday that I am too lazy to write up in a funny or humorous way:
1. I really need to get my teeth fixed. The front one is all chipped and jacked up. I could wait until after Halloween though--I could be a witch, with my black clothes and fucked up teeth I would just need the hat. If Halloween is the week before my period I won't even need makeup.
2. Witches really do have the best accessories though. I mean the hat alone.
3. Gas is so fucking expensive, when I got my license it was like a dollar a gallon. Which made doing the math so easy. And seven bucks could get me through most of the week. Gas is $2.40 now, that makes the math SO HARD.
4. God I sound like my dad talking about when he learned to drive gas was a dime a nickel a gallon and milk was a dime a gallon and how crazy the world is now that if you could invent a car that ran on milk instead of gas it would totally be fucking cheaper.
5. I could just poke myself in the eyes for making myself like my dad in yet another way. I have his big giant head and tiny tiny hands. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
6. Why does J only drink two swallows of water out of a bottle and then leave the damn things in my car? Is he trying to prepare for us to be trapped in that car in some sort of apolcolyptical incident?
7. I really need a pedicure.
8. Fucking tanning booth has given me HIGHLIGHTS IN MY EYEBROWS.
9. If I win the lottery I think I would take a long vacation. After running around on the street screaming like a maniac.
10. And get my mom a Tivo. She really needs a Tivo so she can watch Perry Mason.
Maybe my anti-depressants are working a little too well?
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