Y'all, our realtor gave us a three page list of things to do before we put our house on the market. He said that people usually do about a third of them. I am proud to say that we (thanks to J taking one for the team and taking a vacation day to finish some things) have done nearly every single one.
This is even more impressive because it is not like we started three weeks ago when he gave us the list. Or even before last week. No, in procrastination champ form we waited until we actually bought another house and had like four days to get our house on the market to even start.
But y'all, our house looks fucking fabulous. Parts of it don't even look lived in--quite a feat for two people who are totally fucking pigs. I don't mean that we are dirty. But we have to dogs and bang into walls and hang pictures and sometimes sometimes one of us MIGHT SMEAR GRAPE JELLY ON THE WALL. But that person has totally made up for that with his mad kitchen cleaning skillz.
Our house is bargain priced and gorgeous and some lucky sucker is going to snatch it up.
Hopefully this weekend.
Meanwhile I am eating ice cream and watching my Cubbies. Who are, mysteriously enough, playing well?
God I hope I didn't jinx it.
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