Wednesday, May 04, 2005

A MAN

I was sitting on the pot peeing at work when I noticed something a little odd in the next stall. The person was using it, and their feet . . .facing the wrong way.

Dude. That is a MAN.

I walk out and find this tiny little old man. Obviously embarassed. A little confused.

AWKWARD.

I did not know how to react. To be honest I just didn't want to look at him at all. My grandpa has been caught in the ladies room more than once because he got confused and I wouldn't want anyone to embarass him.

So I just told him how to get out of the office and smiled and tried to look understanding. And watched him BOOK out of there.

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