I just bought the most fantastic product. EVER.
Behold. Coke ZERO.
Y'all I am not going to lie. I love the new Diet Coke Splenda. It is close enough to real coke that I could live with it and god knows it is better for my teeth.
But this, this is even closer. This is divine. This is the new NECTAR OF THE GODS.
I may have to have sex with J in celebration.
Or I could just enjoy the near orgasmic pleasure of this delightful beverage.*
*I am the only one in the whole world who will feel this way, I am a little emotionally involved with my carbonated beverages.