Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Nectar of The Gods

I just bought the most fantastic product. EVER.

Behold. Coke ZERO.

Y'all I am not going to lie. I love the new Diet Coke Splenda. It is close enough to real coke that I could live with it and god knows it is better for my teeth.

But this, this is even closer. This is divine. This is the new NECTAR OF THE GODS.

I may have to have sex with J in celebration.

Or I could just enjoy the near orgasmic pleasure of this delightful beverage.*

*I am the only one in the whole world who will feel this way, I am a little emotionally involved with my carbonated beverages.

1 comment:

Eek said...

I heart Coke and completely and utterly hate Pepsi and all diet sodas. Some people after a bad day need a drink, while I need a Coke...ice cold in the can. I am afraid of the special new Coke. Whenever Coke comes out with something new I try it then bitch and moan for serveral days about companies messing up excellent products (e.g. NEW COKE.) But Coke Zero...hmm...might have possibilities.