Darla is trying to teach herself to type so she can alert the Humane Society. Apparently she was storing dirt, shit and berries for the winter and she is bitter that I have shaved it off. Worse, J gave her a bath, oh the HUMANITY of a BATH. Of course I found shit crusted on the bottom of her feet and that is just not going to stay.
I do not know how she gets this stuff in her fur, I do not want to know. It is possible that she has a day job as a mud wrestler that I do not know about. Is there a market for dachshund as brooms that I do not know about?
Here's hoping she doesn't piss in my bed tonight.
Or if she does let her do it on J's side.
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On the next Jerry... bitter, wrestling wiener dogs and their owners.
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