Am watching a special on the History Channel on circus freaks and sideshows and I am completely alarmed by how many of these performers look like my husband's relatives. Perhaps having a baby isn't a great idea.
Unless we were able to have a Lobster Boy! Think of the shadow puppets that a Lobster Boy could do! Providing of course he doesn't follow tradition and shoot his future daughter's boyfriend.
It is simply unacceptable to me to spawn a murderer, even if he has CLAWS.