My sister emailed me about this this morning. She said that our de-humidifier was also a humidifier and to stop being such a weirdo (I might be paraphrasing as she is the nice one in the family).
I had lunch with our father who was all your sister is a crackhead (again, possible paraphrase).
Apparently, we had a humidifier and a de-humidifier and now I have spent way too much time thinking about this and I just need to buy the damn penguin damn it.
Also I need new sneakers for softball.
And a BIKE.
And apparently a money tree to pay for it all.