This is my thigh. Notice the rather delightful bruise that is about the size (or exactly the size) or a softball?
A member of our team hit a HARD ground ball and hit me standing on first base (because sometimes I am an idiot who doesn't get the hell out of the way) but you know we were all safe so OK.
Hurts like a mother though.
Especially since I took this picture like two hours after I got hit. I am pretty sure I am going to look gory tomorrow.
Then I cut the shit out of myself while shaving in the shower, something I haven't done in like ten years. Since it will still be ninety degrees tomorrow I am going to look GLAMOROUS in a skirt tomorrow.