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Tact free since 2003.
Monday, July 24, 2006
He Did Use To Enjoy The Thighs Of Blond Women
The picture is not really showing this very well. Perhaps I need the fancy lens for my camera? Because this bruise is black. And has a strange shape in the middle that currently looks like a cartoon of the Man In The Moon but I am secretly (oh I guess not so secretly since I am writing about this on the internet) that it will morph into an image of Elvis. I mean how awesome would it be if the King decided to communicate with the world via my THIGH?