Friday, July 07, 2006

Gee, Maybe Nachos Don't Sound Good

I just popped what I lovingly refer to as a seven layer zit.

You know, like the dip. With a little less cheese and crusty enough you don't need chips.

Layer one: hard yellow crust (peel)
Layer two: greenish yellow pus (squeeze until it spurts out looking like a giant banana slug)
Layer three: clear oil (just keep squeezing)
Layer four: creamy looking pus (should shoot out so bonus points if you hit the mirror)
Layer five: blood (damn girl stop squeezing)
Layer six: more pure oil (we have solved the energy crisis)
Layer seven: a little more crust (just scrape)

Congratulations, you have found the big gaping whole in your chin. Come back next week when you will stop looking like you were attacked with a cheese grater.


Eeek said...

Disturbingly enough that sounds like fun.

Alos, slap some antibiotic ointment and a bandage on that baby and all will be well within 2 days.

KleoPatra said...

Eyew. And i can relate!