I went and got a haircut on Saturday.
Let us all clap and cheer that I don't look like a yeti anymore. It had been three months people, I had enough hair for us all.
I love my hairdresser because he is just the right proportion of paying attention and self-absorbed. And he is single so he always has drama to tell me about. Example. This week? His girlfriend dumped him via text message.
I immediately blurted out, "Who do you think you are? K-FED?"
Which is funny right? And he snickered. And then he turned all twitchy faced and was all, "I bet she thinks that is HILARIOUS."
Way to be an asshole AB.
Honestly, I do not understand breaking up with your boyfriend of THREE YEARS over a text message. Or breaking up with anyone that way. I suppose this is the new breaking up with the answering machine but it is a monster dick move. And he was pitiful. All, angsty and talking about how he wanted to work it out but she wouldn't even talk to him and blah blah blah.
I swear he was about to write in his diary and listen to the Cure all afternoon after I left.
I've confessed here before that I think he is just adorable. Dreamy even. And can you imagine how great your hair would look if your boyfriend blew it out for you every morning?
Good thing J has me in lock-down huh?